WEB EXCLUSIVE: MORE SUZANNE…
TBP: If you could have one gay man stereotype what would it be?
Suzanne: Gay men always look better. How is it that you can take a pair of jeans and a t-shirt and always look unbelievably great and I just look like a dyke with make-up and jeans and a t-shirt on trying to be put together?
TBP: What will I learn if you show me your Tweets on Twitter?
Suzanne: My real personality. My activism and my shallowness. One minute I am like, “Fight for change.” The next I am all “I want a burger.” It’s me – “Fight for people” then “OMG I need a damn Peppermint Patty.”
I want to rant about expensive dark chocolate. It’s shit. It smells horrible and no one will eat it. I am a Hershey’s gal. Eighty-five percent Cocoa? F**k that. I want a peanut butter cup. Bring back milk chocolate.
TBP: Bruce or Bon Jovi?
Suzanne: Neither. I was not cool growing up. I was a Top 40 girl…Barry Manilow and Elton John.
TBP: How devastated are you about the “John and Kate Plus 8” marriage crumble?
Suzanne: Naturally, I am as f**king shocked as everyone else is. How two people can have eight babies and not be a happy Mormon is a goddamn shock to me.
My girlfriend and I, Jennifer, watched a marathon of the show a few weeks ago. When the camera pans to John as Kate talks about telling John she is having sextuplets, his expression is f**king priceless. That’s the moment it all went wrong and he should have walked out then.
TBP: Who is better matched Rosie O’Donnell and Kelly or Ellen DeGeneres and Portia?
Suzanne: Rosie and Kelly. They are well matched and comfortable – there’s no two people trying to be the stars, which is very difficult.
TBP: Living in New Jersey for 10 years do the “Housewives of New Jersey” bring you fond memories?
Suzanne: I bartended at the Houlihan’s in Secaucus. I knew a lot of gay Italians and there is not one on that show. How can you do a show like that in New Jersey and have nobody that’s gay? Caroline is my favorite on the show, though.
TBP: If you could have only one – wealth, clout, unbelievable beauty or live to be 125 years old, which would you choose?
Suzanne: Clout. Power. No doubt.
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