“JERSEY SHORE” COMES TO ASBURY PARK?

TheBPlot recieved multiple breathless calls and emails Saturday that the gay cousin of Snooki from the television show “Jersey Shore” was filming Season Two at The Empress, Paradise and on the boardwalk.

This story to TheBPlot is like an Obama scandal for Fox News, so it overshadowed the beautiful taste of spring we were embracing.  This was a “big get” for us here.  So, we took Truman home from his walk and got to work.

My absolute favorite call was from a hottie brown-haired toned twentysomething reader and area resident who very

SNOOKI'S (ABOVE) COUSIN WAS IN TOWN LAST WEEKEND?

 proudly claimed – repeatedly – to have slept with Snooki’s cousin Saturday night.  I asked GuywhosleptwithSnooki’sgaycousin to give us the scoop…

TBP:  How did you meet Snooki’s cousin?

GuywhosleptwithSnooki’sgaycousin:  I was having lunch with two girlfriends, sitting in the front booth in Langosta Lounge directly next to the boardwalk-side entrance. Snooki’s cousin stumbled by once and stared at our table as he made his way across the room to the bar. On his way back from the bar, he waved and said hello like he recognized us.

He was wearing a white, overly embroidered, Jon Gosslin-esque guido tshirt. Considerably stocky, big baggy gray/black jeans, and small glasses placed precariously on his big shaved head.  An MTV identification tag was hanging from his neck.

When he got closer he exclaimed “You guys are soooo cute!”  He then, in a less than well structured fashion, explained that he was staying at the Empress all weekend, that (at 1pm) he was “a little tipsy” – translation: a lot tipsy – and that he was there with his cousin Snookie because they were filming for “Jersey Shore” at Paradise that. 

“But don’t tell anyone… Okay, tell everyone,” he slurred.

TBP:  Love it… tell more!

GuywhosleptwithSnooki’sgaycousin:  I found it hilarious that despite the macho, heterosexist vibe the entire mentality behind “Jersey Shore” generates, he opened with “I’m Snookie’s GAY cousin.” Frankly, he seemed so drunk I was mildly concerned he wasn’t going to be able to waddle his ass back to the Empress without taking a car to the place.

TBP:  Anything else?

GuywhosleptwithSnooki’sgaycousin:  I spent too much of the moment thinking “How completely odd is this?”

The situation was odder than GuywhosleptwithSnooki’sgaycousin even thought.  The guy claiming to be Snooki’s gay cousin was an imposter, duping many Asbury Parkers.  No taping happened at Paradise or The Empress.  An MTV film crew was not here last week.  GuywhosleptwithSnooki’sgaycousin slept with someone however it was not with Snooki’s gay cousin.  

The story this mysterious guy told to everyone was a farce according to multiple sources.  GuywhosleptwithSnooki’sgaycousin tapped it with noone associated with Snooki’s family. 

Does that still make him a star f*cker?

But cheers to Snooki’s cousins who must be mortified to be related to her… they have imposters!!!

Richard@TheBPlot.com

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