IT’S ON IN THE OFF-SEASON: 30 REASONS WHY

Summer 2010 is unofficially history after this weekend however there are officially tons of reasons to continue to carpe diem around town, including:

‘MEN HAVE ALWAYS DETESTED WOMEN’S GOSSIP BECAUSE THEY SUSPECT THE TRUTH: THEIR MEASUREMENTS ARE BEING TAKEN AND COMPARED’ [E. Jong]… NEW “YOU SAY WHO” NOW!

– The beach is free

– Oysterfest is two days this year

– Favorite restaurants do not have a wait

– Dogs are welcome on the boardwalk

– Asbury Bark’s new collection of dog sweatshirts

– Hundreds of zombies invade the town for Zombie Walk

– “Circus of Hell” Halloween extravaganza takes over Convention Hall

– Raking is good exercise?

– Beach bonfires return Fridays

– Gay bowling is back at Asbury Lanes

– ReVision Theatre brings us “Rocky Horror”

– No puppy sunscreen needed for Yappy Hour at the Wonder Bar

– Max Weinberg rocks the Stone Pony

– The dead will talk with John Edwards at the Paramount Theatre

– Roller Girls return in November

– Cocktails on the third floor deck of Moonstruck while overlooking the changing leaves in Ocean Grove

– Treasures to be found at Coastal Habitat for Humanity ReStore thrift store’s new Holiday Bazaar in October

– Ocean Grove’s Craft Show in October

– Guys in jeans that hug all the right places

– Girls in jeans that hug all the right places

– The film you wanted to see is here at The Showroom

– Countdown begins for season three of RuPaul’s “Drag Race”

– ArtsCAP’s 2011 new Heroes Calendar available in November with two great twists

– Fall is the best time to fall in love (Yahoo! Study)

– Cashmere walks on the beach

– Canoe rides on Deal lake

– Free time to discover the newest exhibit at the Ocean Township Museum or the Asbury Park Library

– Time to rediscover your fluency in Skee ball at the Silverball Museum

– Beaming sunrises over a crisp ocean

– Eat anything without worrying about “muffin tops” on the beach!

Richard@TheBPlot.com

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