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IT’S ON IN THE OFF-SEASON: 30 REASONS WHY
Summer 2010 is unofficially history after this weekend however there are officially tons of reasons to continue to carpe diem around town, including:
‘MEN HAVE ALWAYS DETESTED WOMEN’S GOSSIP BECAUSE THEY SUSPECT THE TRUTH: THEIR MEASUREMENTS ARE BEING TAKEN AND COMPARED’ [E. Jong]… NEW “YOU SAY WHO” NOW!
– The beach is free
– Oysterfest is two days this year
– Favorite restaurants do not have a wait
– Dogs are welcome on the boardwalk
– Asbury Bark’s new collection of dog sweatshirts
– Hundreds of zombies invade the town for Zombie Walk
– “Circus of Hell” Halloween extravaganza takes over Convention Hall
– Raking is good exercise?
– Beach bonfires return Fridays
– Gay bowling is back at Asbury Lanes
– ReVision Theatre brings us “Rocky Horror”
– No puppy sunscreen needed for Yappy Hour at the Wonder Bar
– Max Weinberg rocks the Stone Pony
– The dead will talk with John Edwards at the Paramount Theatre
– Roller Girls return in November
– Cocktails on the third floor deck of Moonstruck while overlooking the changing leaves in Ocean Grove
– Treasures to be found at Coastal Habitat for Humanity ReStore thrift store’s new Holiday Bazaar in October
– Ocean Grove’s Craft Show in October
– Guys in jeans that hug all the right places
– Girls in jeans that hug all the right places
– The film you wanted to see is here at The Showroom
– Countdown begins for season three of RuPaul’s “Drag Race”
– ArtsCAP’s 2011 new Heroes Calendar available in November with two great twists
– Fall is the best time to fall in love (Yahoo! Study)
– Cashmere walks on the beach
– Canoe rides on Deal lake
– Free time to discover the newest exhibit at the Ocean Township Museum or the Asbury Park Library
– Time to rediscover your fluency in Skee ball at the Silverball Museum
– Beaming sunrises over a crisp ocean
– Eat anything without worrying about “muffin tops” on the beach!
Richard@TheBPlot.com
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