WANNA LAUGH?: 5 BEST LINES FROM “WHITNEY” PREMIER
Comic Whitney Cummings – named a “Top Ten Comic” by Variety – rocks on her new show “Whitney.” Five of the multi-camera sitcom’s best lines from last week’s premier…
“Half of all marriages end in divorce. If half of all plane flights crashed, would you still fly?” – Whitney on why she is not interested in marrying her boyfriend.
“I have a girlfriend so I can’t really engage in any merriment anymore.” – Whitney’s boyfriend to a woman who asked him to dance at a friend’s wedding.
“Enjoy another year of eHarmony, bitch.” – Whitney after being snubbed by a snooty girl at the wedding.
“I just slept with a pregnant girl… does that count as a threesome?” – Whitney’s boyfriend reading a Tweet from a friend.
“Underwire bras make me feel like I am constantly leaning on a fence.” – Whitney talking about her wardrobe.
If ya didn’t smile, ya had to be there, so check out “Whitney,” Thursdays at 8.30 pm ET on NBC.