WANNA LAUGH?: 5 BEST LINES FROM “WHITNEY” PREMIER

Comic Whitney Cummings – named a “Top Ten Comic” by Variety – rocks on her new show “Whitney.”  Five of the multi-camera sitcom’s best lines from last week’s premier…

Chris D'Elia (right) plays Whitney's long-time boyfriend and isn't hard on the eyes. "Whitney" airs Thursdays at 8.30 pm ET on NBC

“Half of all marriages end in divorce.  If half of all plane flights crashed, would you still fly?” – Whitney on why she is not interested in marrying her boyfriend.

“I have a girlfriend so I can’t really engage in any merriment anymore.” – Whitney’s boyfriend to a woman who asked him to dance at a friend’s wedding.

“Enjoy another year of eHarmony, bitch.” – Whitney after being snubbed by a snooty girl at the wedding.

“I just slept with a pregnant girl… does that count as a threesome?” – Whitney’s boyfriend reading a Tweet from a friend.

“Underwire bras make me feel like I am constantly leaning on a fence.” – Whitney talking about her wardrobe.

If ya didn’t smile, ya had to be there, so check out “Whitney,” Thursdays at 8.30 pm ET on NBC.

Richard@TheBPlot.com

WRITTEN & FILED THANKS TO THE SAMSUNG GALAXY TAB 10.1. REVIEW COMING SOON!

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