March 25

WHO’S TAKEN A JOB DRIVING ESCORTS?: YOU SAY WHO… NOW!

Posted by thebplot on March 25, 2014 in You Say Who "Best Of"

NAME the guy supplementing his recently implemented disability check by driving entrepreneurial young, hot girls (escorts) to meet with their business partners (johns) at hotels and homes along the coastline in Monmouth and Ocean Counties? He told friends about his new job when he got a call and had to dart out of the Brick Wall Saturday night to go to work.

WHICH Bradley Beach restaurant-owning family is in negotiations to sell their culinary palace to one of the Mob Wives?

WHICH residents are coordinating something called “Under the Boardwalk Parties,” beginning in April? An email with formal logo forwarded to TheBPlot explains: “This is where couples and singles meet to explore new casual relationships. After our success on the West Cost, we’ve decided to roll out a new series of underground parties in the Jersey Shore region. We offer a more discreet and relaxed experience.” Reading on, the “selection process” is stringent and interested singles and couples (gay or straight wasn’t stated) should reply with age and what they are “looking for.”

WHO is this: Generous Muscular Man Seeks Bodybuilder to Sponsor. Well built 40’s male seeks bodybuilder or bodybuilder in training to sponsor for occasional private posing sessions.

NAME the former Asbury Park employee who is now dishing about his tenure in city hall – telling friends about the council, backwards politics and much, much more. Is it a surprise he has a mental list of the top “problem” people – some on the payroll, some residents or business owners.

NAME the polarizing Asbury Park employee that’s jockeying hard and strong behind the scenes to take the job of one of her colleagues. “Essentially, they are supposed to be on the same team, working towards similar goals,” said our source. “If she can squeeze her way in, she will get a better salary but the city will pay less than they are paying now for the position.”

WHICH county law enforcement representatives were planning on buying billboard space and slapping the mug shots of the Operation Dead End offenders, along with their sentences, on the signs in the hopes of deterring crime? “The idea was well-received internally, because it’s a good idea,” said our source. “Discussing the plan with community leaders, law enforcement learned that using billboards would make the criminals ‘even bigger stars’ with the people in their neighborhood – especially the kids.” So the idea was scrapped.

WHICH big-time celeb from New Jersey secretly has a former nurse on his payroll with an “assistant” title? The celeb is such a germophobe that the nurse gives him a “surgical hand scrub” before every meal and periodically throughout the day. “His hands are purple and gross right now from the cold weather and the scalding hot water,” said our very fab source.

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